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Yesterday, I was in a situation where I had to go to an institution to discuss financial matters. It doesn't even matter what the institution was or what it had to do with my money- plain and simple, it was just about my money. So, while waiting in line, I noticed an employee-less desk. It had some flowers, a little dust...oh, and two shiny and clean looking action figures of the Bushwhackers. Oh, you're not familiar with these wrestling legends? They're only like the most popular wrestling tag team from New Zealand, duh.
Strangely, it put my mind at ease to know that someone who is a huge enough fan of the Bushwhackers could eventually be responsible for any of my funds. Now, I'm not being a smartass. I seriously was excited to see those action figures. I haven't seen Butch and Luke since my brother had those figures when we were kids. Someone who has access to my financial information likes these dudes. I am pleased. They seem easy going.
However, I would be concerned if I saw this guy on that person's desk.
Seriously. Who knows what would happen if my personal information fell into the hands of a Razor Ramon lover? Good lord. I would be conflicted if I saw THIS guy on that desk, though.
Don't flip on Mean Gene, man. Stop making payments so confusing. Is it possible that Ultimate Warrior and Brak are related?
In fairness, I would trust this guy with my money. Sure, it's probably dirty money and I would have to potentially live with the fact that Virgil has had a rough life , but he knows his money. And, hey- he laughs like an evil genius (not Macho Man's brother):
Yep, totally going to pay some loans off with a Million Dollar Belt.