Two years later and I'm still whining about this. There's a 98% chance that I am wrong in this assumption. Since the website won't allow me to move this up from two years ago (because technology hates me!), please enjoy the following story about Steven Page (or Stefan Paige if I'm as wrong as I think) from the Barenaked Ladies smacking me in the face: 

>That time I may or MAY NOT had been hit by a rockstar.

And because people don't like to just read these days, here's a video too.