..is what I said about a month ago. Dear GAWD, people read into things badly. This goes for Pearl Jam stuff, too. When bands take breaks, it's because they're tired and need a break. Like...a vacation. I don't know why things always get taken out of context when someone says "for awhile." 

Anyway, this happened...and everyone is crapping bricks. 

Via Huffington Post or the HuffyPo, as no one says:

Don't be a dummy, read.

Via MTV:

So on Monday (October 1), MTV News reached out to a spokesperson for the band seeking clarification on Grohl's comments, and he told us, in no uncertain terms: "They are definitely not breaking up."