Via Craveonline.com:

Deadline is reporting that Gould has joined the Foo Fighters' Dave Grohl on a new comedy series being developed at FX. The currently untitled project focuses on a rock band on the brink of breaking up just as they begin to achieve superstardom. To save the band, the members agree to enter therapy and they wind up with "a misanthropic couple’s therapist from Agoura on the brink of divorce."

I'm a teensy bit conflicted because I love both of these guys. Dana Gould did so much work for "The Simpsons" it makes my head throw up. And Dave Grohl? That one guy? He's done stuff too.

Read more about it HERE!

New album. May 15th. "Not Your Kind of People."

*explodes*

Read more at: http://tumblr.com/ZHBy7wFdIO9U

Though, it's relevant to what I do for a living this time. Whatever, it's my page...I can post what I want.

Bloodhound Gang reminding us that they're awesome.

In last week's Mustache of the Week post I declared love for your awesome facial hair. I truly have mustache envy. I just got this e-mail:

One of the greatest pictures ever, courtesy of riptaylor.com

When I think of mustaches, I immediately think of Rip Taylor. This impish man has been doing comedy for YEARS, which includes stints on game shows, "Jackass," and I'm sure he holds plenty of stock in the confetti business. I enjoy this man, as is-his having a mustache adds to his allure.

Of course, it's only fair to point out this Mr. Taylor rarely takes picture without his mouth open. In fact, if you type in "Rip Taylor Mouth Open" into Google images, you'll find MANY pictures (as well as pictures of the men from "Twilight" and Woody Boyd from "Cheers.") Anyway, that is why THIS is necessary. Also, I didn't want to make my own confetti. Big ups to MS Paint!

Here's Rip in action doing what he does best: looking tacky, throwing confetti, and having the best time EVER.

Courtesy of manalobig.com

Then again, there is also the theory that he is actually Von Kaiser from "Punch Out!" I do not agree with this, but I also don't disagree with this.

Via Stayfe.com

Get more info on this amazing and awesome confetti thrower at http://www.riptaylor.com/

Sometimes I can't help but assume that the Hulkster is full of it. Dude meant a lot to kids back in the day and I respect him for it, but...uh, he claims that he could have been in Metallica. This is one of those instances where I believed that he was full of it, then was trumped by backing evidence. I mean, he did play music. He was a session musician after all. Just, uh- via http://www.nme.com/news/metallica/61668 :

"I used to be a session musician before I was a wrestler. I played bass guitar. I was big pals with Lars Ulrich and he asked me if I wanted to play bass with Metallica in their early days but it didn't work out." 

I'm willing to bet it was due to a lot of reasons. Not wanting to perform music about killing 'em all...competing mustache with James Hetfield's...being a REAL American (obviously nothing wrong with that, but it's awfully happy for those dudes)...or just the fact that Lars knew this was going to eventually happen:

And, I'm sorry- I just don't know how well he would have fit into this classic moment from Behind the Music.

Thanks to my friend, Mike for finding this and sending it to me. Also, thanks to Tumblr for being there for times like these (even you, you horribly hip hipsters). Sure we all know Glen Danzig from Misfits and THIS, but did you know he's also bound to wear pearls and an apron? 

Helpful Kitchen Danzig, featuring actually really cool kitchen tips such as

and

and of course

I've been kind of obsessed with the Afghan Whigs for the past couple of weeks. Not just because they're insanely talented and make ridiculously awesome music. It's also because holy cow, they know how to make a good cover! They've done a cover of TLC's 'Creep' and a mashup/cover of The Clash's 'Lost in the Supermarket' and 'Train in Vain.' Here they are doing The Smiths' 'How Soon is Now?'

I like Chris Martin. Also, I like Gwyneth Paltrow. I'm probably the only person on the planet to like both of those people. So, seeing this picture of them at an airport (there were going to...ah, does it matter?) cracks me up. This is all of the info I have today- but it KILLS ME. Chris Martin, trying to carry everyone's unneccesary luggage and looking really sad doing it:

Photo courtesy of laineygossip.com