ROTTING CARP SCENTED GARMENT OF THE DAY: FARRAH ABRAHAM Used Sex Tape Bikini FOR SALE
Vivid Entertainment -- the porn studio behind the release of "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom" -- listed Farrah's two-piece on eBay, and I’m assuming they had to use hazmat suits and vicks vaporub to even touch the thing. What’s even more gross is that the listing advertises the garment of whor-istry as "used", or they might have been referring to her vagina. Same, same – and no, the bikini has not been washed since Farrah wore it. The bidding started at $500. [TMZ]
Federal Prison Inmate Suing Taco Bell For Stealing His Doritos Idea
A prisoner in Colorado claims he was the first to create the Doritos tacos. Gary Cole (no, not Lundberg from Office Space) filed a federal lawsuit yesterday, saying that Taco Bell stole his beloved idea. Cole cites a notarized document that he mailed to his lawyer in 2006, which lists nine of Cole's inventions. They include body oils, alcohol, something called "Divas and Ballers" brand hot sauce, which if you put it anywhere near your ballsac you actually get 4th degree burns. In the second spot is "Tacos shells of all flavors (made of Doritos)". In mildly related news, Taco Bell still has the new Waffle Taco thing still going, which go quite nicely at 2am with your “glaucoma” medicine.
Boston bombings suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev left note in boat he hid in, sources say
Boston bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev left a note claiming responsibility for the April 13 attack on the Boston Marathon. . The note -- scrawled in the wall of the vessel -- said the bombings were retribution for U.S. military action in Afghanistan and Iraq, and called the Boston victims "collateral damage" in the same way Muslims have been in the American-led wars. Dzhokar said he didn't mourn older brother Tamerlan, the other suspect in the bombings, writing that by that point, Tamerlan was a martyr in paradise -- and that he expected to join him there soon. Oh, sure, if by paradise you mean he’s flossing his teeth with Satan’s crab infested ballhairs, sure. I’ll buy it. [CBS News]
No Powerball Winner; Jackpot Soars to $550M
Fortunately, if this doesn’t make the money loving circuits in your brain seize up with sick anticipation, then you are an embarrassment to the gmabling community. No one took home the $360 million jackpot Wednesday night. The next drawing for the $550 million jackpot is tomorrow , that means it’s all yours! Again, you have a better chance of being eaten by a shark. In Riverside.