DOUCHE OF THE DAY: Jerry Sandusky's attorneys have notified his trial judge that he wants a state appeals court to overturn his convictions for molesting boys.

Jerry Sandusky's attorneys have notified his trial judge that he wants a state appeals court to overturn his convictions for molesting boys. Attorneys for the former Penn State assistant football coach filed a pair of appeal notices Thursday that indicateSandusky wants the state Superior Court to take up his convictions on 45 counts of child sexual abuse. The notices were filed in the Centre County Courthouse in Bellefonte, the site of his three-week trial last summer. In the Sandusky criminal case, the new defense filing comes a month after the trial judge rejected their post-sentencing motions, including an argument that his attorneys lacked sufficient time to prepare for trial. OH whatever. We know you’re a little skeeze Jerry Sandusky. Stay in jail. [HuffPo]

Texas Student, Says School Won't Let Him Wear Dress To Senior Prom

A Texas-based teen is battling his high school after being told he won't be allowed to wear a dress to his senior prom. Tony Zamazal, who says he's been wearing women's clothing as often as he can in recent months, had hoped to make a formal debut in a dress, heels and a wig at Spring High School's end-of-year dance. After asking an assistant principal if he could attend the prom in that attire, he was immediately shot down. "He told me it just wasn’t in the dress code. [He said] women wore dresses, and men wore tuxedos,” Zamazal told the news station. He went on to note, "It’s not okay to just tell people, they can’t be the way that they are. It’s not just a choice of the way you look. It’s more of who you are.” A Spring IndependentSchool District spokeswoman told the channel that Zamazal can fight the decision by taking his request up with the Spring High School principal. Hopefully he’ll win. [HuffPo]

Octo-mom is the proud owner of a medical marijuana card: says she can get high and still care for her kids …

Octomom is chill these days, because she's getting baked goods delivered and getting a little baked herself ... all while she cares for her 14 kids. Nadya is the proud owner of a medical marijuana card -- we're told for anxiety. And get this ... she got the card 2 days after leaving rehab for Xanax addiction. The marijuana she consumes is primarily embedded in cookies and other bakery products. Apparently, Nadya ingests the pot both at home and on the road during appearances.  What the heck. [TMZ]

Sony announces PlayStation 4

Nerds rejoice! Sony has announced its next-generation gaming console - the PlayStation 4 - at an event in New York. Its new hardware is designed to offer superior graphics as well as new social features including the sharing of recorded gameplay clips. It will succeed the PlayStation 3, which went on sale in 2006 and has sold about 75 million units. The PS4 will eventually compete against Microsoft's still-to-be-unveiled Xbox 360 successor and Nintendo's Wii U. Sony also confirmed a range of big-name software for the machine including Bungie's upcoming "shared-world shooter" Destiny, which will include exclusive content for the PS4. [BBC]