Tumblr CEO David Karp Responds to Yahoo Buy
So how did high school dropout David Karp respond to the news Yahoo had just bought his baby Tumblr for a billion in cash? With a glowing, fist pumping letter signed “fuck yeah!” BTW, he started the company just 6 years ago. What were you doing in 2007? Setting up your billion dollar windfall? Don’t worry, I’m sure he’s a total dork, except for the part where he’s handsome, seems pretty funny and has a cute girlfriend. Dick.
FALLING STOCK OF THE DAY: Justin was Bieber Booed At Billboard Music Awards, Claims He's An Artist
Justin Bieber, scum of all pop evil, got booed at the Billboard Music Awards as he claimed that “this is not a gimmick.. I’m an artist and I should be taken seriously.” Dude, if you have to pleas with a music crowd to take you seriously, maybe you should wait for your balls to drop before you abandon your monkey in Germany. I wish that were a euphemism for something cool, but Biebcicle, you’re kind of a dick!
Linkin Park frontman Chester Bennington joins Stone Temple Pilots
The new STP: Robert DeLeo, Chester Bennington, Dean DeLeo, Eric Kretz / Chapman Baehler
In case you were sleeping, Chester Bennington from Linkin Park will play with Stone Temple Pilots when Linkin Park isn’t on tour. Meanwhile, wtf happened to Scott Weiland?? Sucks getting fired. Here is my humble, FWIW opinion: Chester is a FAR superior singer to Weiland, and the songs show it. STP needs to play the songs in a slightly higher key to showcase Chester’s power and his range. He’s always loved STP, now maybe you will once again as well. In other news, legendary Doors keyboardist Ray Manzarek has died in Germany. Just think of the opening notes to Light My Fire, RIP Ray.
Winning Powerball ticket sold hour late to Pasadena woman
Could she be the unluckiest woman on earth? One Pasadena woman had ALL six winning Powerball numbers, but bought her ticket just an hour late. What would you do if your good luck turned bad so quickly? You’d probably find your ex, show them the winning ticket, and offer to give them all the winnings and let THEM find out the hard way it was an hour late and a few million short. Or you’d take a handful of pills.